Hope this exploitation of those on H1B visas and working at KPMG ends soon!

"It seems like every other week, I get excited about something, only to be told that I didn't seem to care when someone else was excited about something earlier, as if I was keeping score in the first place."

"Why don't we just cheat by being nice instead of doing unto others as they have done unto us?"

"I'm not saying she's a witch, but my printer literally only jams when she walks by."

Overheard in the design studio. The lead architect looked at a junior designer's 3D model and said, "It’s a beautiful concept, if the client is a villain from a 1980s cartoon." To be fair, it did look a bit like a lair.